I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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