you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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