I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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