can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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