He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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