i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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