What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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