You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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