Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
