I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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