The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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