Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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