is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Randomize
