We're facebook friends in real life
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The air was thick with penises
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize