he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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