that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
