You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.