these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i've created a new STD.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Randomize
