Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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