ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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