Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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