my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
operation harelip BJ is a go
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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