whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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