Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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