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the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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