If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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