Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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