Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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