I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's never too late to be topless.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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