There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I'm passing your future prison.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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