Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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