I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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