the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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