At least make sure they are 18
Why
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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