I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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