i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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