Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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