question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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