i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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