Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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