everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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