This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i believe in u and ur pee
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