Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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