well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I just found a bag of teeth...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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