He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.