either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
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does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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