i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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