I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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