Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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