Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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