Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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