holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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