so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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