Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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