So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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